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Friday, 8 January 2010

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Tiger Turn On?

Celeb Jihad is now reporting the surfacing of Tiger Woods' hottest butt slapping adventures and worst nightmare- the exposure of them- and perhaps the true explanation as to why his sponsors have gone into permanent hiding - just as Tiger has.

The devastating report allegedly sourcing from a Playboy Model and Tiger Tigress Loredana Jolie, has Tiger engaging in various types of bizarre sex acts with men in front of her. Ms. Jolie has stated for the record that she is planning on doing a "tell all" about how she and the Tiger "came about", his voracious appetite for all varieties of sex, threesomes, girl-girl watching, and of course the eternally damaging rump ranger episodes. The source stated that she was not aware if the boy play episodes began with dudes wearing blond wigs and false boobs, but is sure Tiger was "doing" his good friend Jeter because "Jeter is a homo".

Steve Williams, the multi-millionaire caddy for Tiger Woods distanced himself even further than usual when asked about the new revelations, saying "Hey, I pack the guys bag, not his balls, no scratch that... I mean I carry his golf clubs and if you notice, I avoid skin to skin contact at all times". I know nothing, do you hear me? I know nothing!

Clearly, even the prospect of Big Eye for the Bunghole fever is making even the most loyal of Tiger buddies run for cover. There is strong rumor coming out of the PGA tour player's locker rooms that even the appearance of gay boy communications is to be avoided as "winking" at any other competitor during competition is no longer allowed.

In other related developments, HOMBRE magazine is rumored to be offering up to $1,000,000.00 for verifiable pics of the Tiger boy-boys scenes regardless of whether the scenes show the Golf Great as a "Giver" or a "Receiver".

Time for the Tiger to turn the tide by flipping the pics and making a few $$ off the 72nd hole?

Reporting from Celeb Jihad Central,

Dagnabbit Rabitt

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