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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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Sir Alex during the video shoot after a small bit of makeup.

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has today announced that he will be entering the music business with the release of his first ever music single - 'It's Fergie Time'.

Following on from his rant at the weekend and the disgraceful actions of the referee in giving 5 minutes added injury time, Sir Alex felt he needed to put the record straight with a musical number.

In an interview with the BBC today he said 'aye, it's an opportunity to not just show my disgrace at English referees not allowing my boys all the time in the world to score after 90 minutes, but to flex my musical muscles. I've recorded the music video and it is as bling as my granny riding a moped.... and she's dead you know' said the ribena faced Scot. 'I had to have some good looking dancers alongside me so I hired Gery Neville, Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand to do some dancing on the video'.

The single will be released on Monday the 11th of January and all proceeds will go to getting rid of Manchester United's widening debt.

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