In light of the recent news stories about a gun stand off between two NBA players in their locker room, the NBA (National Basketball Association) has announced that they have searched all lockers in all arenas. Results of the search found handguns or pistols in all but three of the lockers or gym bags of the players.
The search also found switchblade knifes, tasers, pepper spray, brass knuckles, chucks, and several other weapons.
The three players that did not have a handgun in their locker did, however, still have a firearm. Two had uzis and one had a 12 guage shotgun (with buckshot loads).
When informed of the results of the weapons searches, David Stern, league commissioner, replied "boys will be boys."