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Topics: Alex Ferguson, Gum

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been invited to the World Chewing Gum Championships in Guam.

Mr I Chew has invited Ferguson to compete in the speed chewing category after watching him chew gum faster than he has ever seen anybody chew during the last Manchester United match. Mr Chew explained " Every time I watch a Manchester United match you see Alex Ferguson chewing gum at an incredible speed if he decides to compete he would be hot favourite to win."

Ferguson is chewing over the idea of taking part in the championships but only if he is offered enough money if he wins.

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