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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Simon Whitlock the Australian dart player who is known as the wizard has been accused of having magic darts because he keeps hitting his doubles at the World Dart Championships at
Alexandra Palace in London.

Sports reporter Dave Jones has been following Whitlocks progress at the World Championships and says " Whitlocks scoring has been impressive and his finishes on doubles are second to none his darts are just magic"

Whitlock denies his darts are magic saying "I do wish for them to go in the double but my darts are not magic they are no different from any other players"

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