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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Elin says Tiger will do anything with a hole, including the fifteenth!

Elin Nordegren has admitted that she was "just PMSing really bad" when she beat up husband Tiger Woods last month. Mrs. Woods said from her vacation hotel in Nassau that "I knew Tiger was sleeping with everything with a hole and a nice pair of tits, but to have it come public in a magazine just made me mad."

Elin said that Tiger would be welcome to come to the Bahamas and join her for the rest of her New Year's vacation after she had banged a few cabana boys and went to a male strip club on the island. "After I've worn myself out with some strange meat, maybe I'll let the little prick come home."

"He'd better watch out, though, if he's going to screw up when I'm about to go on the rag."

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