Tiger Woods finally called for a press conference today and reporters were shocked when Woods revealed that some one had cloned him and set the clone loose to win bets and try to destroy his reputation.
"I didn't want to come forward with this because there are some really rough customers out there using that clone to mostly ruin my golf game and appearances so that they can win their bets on the tournaments."
The Mafia and organized crime?
Tiger stated that he didn't know exactly who was in charge but he believes that at least one of his opponents in the PGA and a doctor from Sweden were involved, one who knows his wife and her family.
"Although I never reported it before, I was actually kidnapped, tied up and gagged during one PGA Championship for four days and released after the clone lost but a LOT of people won a lot of money on it."
So where is the clone now?
"I don't know, but I'm right here in the Bahamas and Elin and the kids are in Sweden."
He then concluded the press conference with a giant fart!
"There, you smell that? I sure do. That's how you can tell it's me. The clone can't fart!"