Watford FC today declared themselves to be in state of 'fucked up' after admitting the club may soon go into administration should they not raise the funds needed to stay alive.
Former club owner, and fudge-packer, Sir Elton John has declared his interest in helping save the club he once loved. His love for the club is so old, in fact, that at the time he was actually married and pretending to poke women.
"This club is close to my heart, and having grown up in the area, and having discovered the many pleasures in the heaths and woods in Watford, I would like to show my support by hosting the annual 'Pop Poof Convention' at Watford"
Guests invited are believed to include George 'Cottage-King' Michael, Boy 'GBH' George and Julian 'Fisted By Norman Lamont' Clarey.
The event is expected to raise over fifty quid.