PE Teachers all over the world had a little chuckle this morning after reading about the brand new sport of "Talking Dirty".
Invented by 24 college students, talking Dirty is a costly, yet fun pastime for wimps who enjoy being naked and hate sports; or so says Australian federal sports minister, Kate Ellis.
"The basic idea of the game..." explains an anonymous creator of the game, "Is to strap bags of paint onto your naked body and then go and splat them on a trampoline. But, here's the fun part, you must be reciting a Shakespearian sonnet at all times, when you run out of poetry, you have to stop jumping, the winner is the one who makes the trampoline the dirtiest."
He was then smacked by passing middle aged women for the duration of the day.
When he finally emerged, he allegedly said "I'm hoping that Talking Dirty gets into the Olympics."
Unfortunately, this comment drove poor Sports minister Kate Ellis over the line, she took a wine glass and bashed him on the head until he said "Banana," Psychiatrists are now investigating why it was the word banana that stopped her.