Written by Richard DagNabbit
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Topics: Tiger Woods

Saturday, 12 December 2009

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Tiger Tigresses Demonstrating Their Measurements for Springer Show

In an attempt to bring truthiness to the public and rebuild his reputation, reports have Tiger Woods appearing on the Jerry Springer Show with all of his back alley sex dingos. It is expected that Tiger Tigress Rachel Uchitel will be brought on to a female mud wrestling stage to show her Tiger's Tigress tattoo and to meet up with the entire flock of hairless beavers to see just where her # 1 Benefactor's wick was dipping.

Porn Stars Holly Sampson and Victoria Daniels are expected to bring their XXX Tools of the Trade and other custom Tiger Toys they have used in recent movies such as "Fornication Fun" and "The Story of Orlando." Pictures from such films are subject to a British court order and can not be published.

Police and Paramedics will be standing by as revenge rage combined with lesbian butt slap excitement is expected to generate multiple out of control Hula Hooping Hip gyrations from both Woods and Springer.

Show ratings are expected to soar and all tickets are sold out.

Reporting from T&A Studios

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