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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Rassen Fassen Frickin Rassen...

From trailing by two goals at Goodison Park, Everton staged a rousing comeback to level the scores, only to have a penalty kick awarded against them deep into stoppage time.

Everton keeper Tim Howard, did a 'Barthez at Fulham' impression, delaying Tottenham penalty taker Jermaine Defoe by kicking the goalpost a few times, ostensibly clearing his studs of mud.

The tension mounted as the two squared off.

Howard saved the shot with his legs.

Defoe was as sick as a parrot.

Howard was over the moon. The Tourettes afflicted goalkeeper then stamped his feet a bit, thrashed his arms around, waved his fists a lot and if our lip-reading correspondent is to be believed, let fly a torrent of swearwords.

Final score: 2-2. Or two each apiece.

David Moyes is Scottish.

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