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Thursday, 3 December 2009

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Now that Tiger Woods has paid his debt to society, $164 for reckless driving, he says the truth can be told.

"Kayne West was doing public service for attacking some photographer's camera, and was picking up trash near our gated community and as I went out after some late-night munchies, he suddenly grabbed the steering wheel on my vehicle and threw a Beyonce video into the car."

Although West has reportedly responded by saying that he was in bed at the time and that he had finished his community service for punching that idiot's flasher, he could have done it in his sleep.

"I ain't saying I did or that I didn't. But it's a fact that I have no idea where he lives."

Accordingly, Don Crowley, Kayne's manager says that they both had served their community service and that it was in California not Florida.

"Then it wasn't me", Kayne reportedly stated. "If he lives in Florida, then ain't no way I'd have walked that far in my sleep, video or no video!"

Tiger's response?

"It certainly looked like Kayne but it could have been John Daly."

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