Florida - (Fore! Play!): Fourteen times world golf champion Tiger Woods was said to be feeling below par today amid reports that his wife 'went out clubbing' on the night of the fire hydrant incident.
Blonde Elin Nordegren, 29, has denied kinky foreplay was behind her husband's accident and blamed a hole in one of his luxury SUVs for the weekend's mishap.
The couple have also dismissed stories that both of them were in the vehicle when it went out of control.
A forensic search has however revealed that contrary to media reports, a golf club may have been used to smash the SUV's rear window from the inside.
Worried neighbors at the couple's high security gated community said the area was notorious for prosperous kinky threesomes and wifeswapping shenanigans.
"That's what keeps our property prices here well above market trends," Daisy F Shucklehuster explained.
Rachel Uchitel is 25.