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Friday, 27 November 2009

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WASH 5 News in Florida is saying that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at about 2:30 a.m., and was taken to Healthy Central Hospital.

Very confusing reports are coming out as to the extinct of the injuries. First they were serious, then light, the a shutdown.

One report is that the airbags did not deploy as he pulled out of his own driveway very quickly, as someone upset would do.

Some idiot on TheSpoof has reported that Tiger let one of his mighty farts and that actually may have projected him Four!-word. That Wood be me, but I get pun-ish in an emergency.

The Orange County Fire Department confirmed that a patient was taken to Health Central, but would not confirm that the patient was Woods.

"Then he must have a twin", one bystander speculated.

A source told Florida's WFLAC that Woods has been treated for facial lacerations and that Woods was driving a 2009 black Cadillac Escalade when he lost control and hit a fire hydrant outside his home and a tree outside his neighbor's home, FHP said.

FHP also reportedly said the crash is still under investigation. It said alcohol did not play a role in the crash, but that charges are pending.

Charges are pending?

Is this anywhere near Rush Limbaugh's residence?

Also it is now coming out that the reason for the 2:30 AM crash was following a tiff with the wife, who apparently heard the crash and freed Woods from the car by breaking out the glass and pulling him out as he was unconscience.

More as we get it.

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