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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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"Hands, knees and bumps a daisy" KO'd the Irish and certainly not French crooked Footballers!

The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through!

The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't!

Who wants the Irish when you can have the French superstars, certainly not Platini and his FIFA/UEFA Cronies?

The French are commercially a much more attractive proposition for the "CROOKED FIFA" and last nights blatant handball by "Sonny Boy Henry" proved that!

The fighting Irish can be proud of themselves, they gave everything and more, as for the "Poofy Frogs" they're just a bunch of mutli-millionaire wasters who certainly only deserve to be going on "Les Vacances" in 2010 and not to "Zuid Afrika"

After the match Henry offered his slimy hand to the Irish who should have spat on it, but being the gentlemen they are, shook it.

Jaggedone would have wiped his butt with it!

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