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Friday, 6 November 2009

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Dreaming about mister narcoleptic viagra....

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): "About five in the morning," Maria Sharapova confided today, "I get this throbbing. Like I'd just gone grand slam with Rafa on that vibrating pommel horse of his. Whoa!"

Interviewed this weekend by LA FagHagSlagMag'! on the subject of women's spontaneous nocturnal orgasm Ms Sharapova said she often woke climaxing, convinced Nadal must be under the duvet somewhere.

"Mostly it's just in my imagination, you understand," the sunkissed leggy blonde tennis multi-millionairess chuckled impishly.

"Sometimes, though, it's like he's this demon lover, this incubus, materialising in my vagina, tormenting me in my sleep, mister narcoleptic viagra, hahaha."

The magazine is featuring female nocturnal emissions in November after the subject came up as readers' most requested.

Next month Ms Sharapova will be discussing multiple orgasm techniques using simple pelvic thrust know-how and half an ounce of your favorite narcotic.

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