Eduardo Glory "Eddie" "The Late" Juerrero, a popular pro wrestler who was supposed to have died and been buried in Noverber, 2005 has been found alive and wrestling a bear in Mexico City.
"So I was a popular wrestler?, asked Eddie when informed of his death and burial. "I wondered what all that was about."
When asked what happened Eddie stated that he didn't know.
"One moment Chester "The Molester" had a sleeper hold on me and the next, Chester was dusting some dirt off me and himself and we were in a cemetery."
"For some reason Chester apologized but I didn't even know why he was apologizing. I DID notice that I felt slimmer. I remembered my name was Eddie Juerrero and remembered living in Mexico City or visiting Mexico City at one time, so I came here."
Saying that he had been in Mexico City ever since, Juerrero said he never read newspapers and had had a good job wrestling "Jose" the bear which he had adopted.
"We've both been living well here. Plus, I bet it's more fun wrestling Jose than those big idiot wrestlers who think they're hot shit because they can talk mean. They all talk like that. Like somebody got them by the balls. Saw some wrestling at a bar a couple of times."
Juerrero stated that he and Jose would win half the matches each to be fair.
"You want to hear a mean talk, you talk to Jose after losing from a body slam. My slogan is "I Lie, I Cheat!" Jose's is "I Eat!"