Dallas Kincaid, who bragged Saturday night that he was a big Dallas Cowboy fan from way back apparently couldn't name even two of their players at the present.
This reporter was present at Heniman's Sports Bar on Broadway and overheard the whole exchange.
"Yeah, notice my name, my dad and me have been Dallas fans since they came into the league in the 1930s. That's why he gave me this name."
When pointed out that the Cowboys and Vikings came into the National Football League in 1960, Dallas took a long drink of beer, then proclaimed, "Don't know a thing about those ******* Vikings. No, I'm a Dallas boy since birth, you might say."
Next, the guy on the other side of him at the bar asked if he thought the current quarterback was as good as Troy Aikman or any of the Dallas greats of the past.
"Well, yes and no, it's according to how you look at it."
"And how do you look at it? By the way, just WHO is the present quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys?"
"Oh, he's OK. Not the best we've ever had, but he'll do with all those running backs, halfbacks and quarterbacks. Plus there's that great defense. Oh yeah, the daughter told me he had a famous girlfriend. That's Dallas Cowboy quarterbacks for you. Always got an eye on the women."
WHO IS THE QUARTERBACK?"
"Like the guy over here said, he sure ain't no Troy Helen but he's a helluva quarterback in his own uh write. hee hee"
"AND WHO WAS THEIR GREATEST HEAD COACH?"
"Well, looka here, it's after midnight. I'll see you boys around. I gotta go get ready to watch the big game. Who they playing, Dayton?"