Blushing Meadows - (YouCannaBeSerious!): Eight times grand slam champ Andre Agassi has denied reports 'some sort of crystal ball' was behind his astonishing sporting presicence.
The retired tennis pro has put down his extraordinary psychic ability to sus out opponents' every move to a naturally-occuring substance secreted by his brain chemistry.
"Man, I'd be a billionaire if this stuff worked as well on the stock market as it does on line-calls," Agassi told a book launch party.
He's now considering leaving his brain to scientific research for the benefit of all up-and-coming tennis wannabes.
"Just don't tell Steffi," Agassi added, "she's kinda Jehova's Witness-ish about organ donation."