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Tuesday, 27 October 2009

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Dinnae worry son, I've got my eye on the time.

Following the many unfair decisions made by referee's the FA has decided to trial a fairer time keeping scheme which will ease the pressure on the referee allowing him to make the trickier decisions without the worry as to how long the game is taking.

"It is simplicity itself," said a spokesman. "All time keeping will be the responsibility of Sir Alex Ferguson."

Sir Alex has been practising for the past twenty years and has perfected the art and now feels the time has come to trial it in all the home and away matches involving Manchester United, if the trail proves successful then the FA have agreed to the home team being responsible for the time keeping, unless the team who is higher up the league table is behind, then the time keeping will revert to them.

Sir Alex and the FA believes this will lead to more sportsmanship in the game.

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