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Sunday, 25 October 2009

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Not Again! Please Tell Me I'm Dreaming - Typical United Fan Reaction.

LIVERPOOL 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - Rafa Benitez can sleep easily in his bed tonight as Scouse football fans forgot all about their woes and celebrated yet another win against detested North-West rivals Manchester United, with goals from Torres and some bloke hardly anybody has ever heard of deep into stoppage time.

Ngog or Big Gob or somebody.

In a thoroughly depressing day for United fans, Nemanja Vidic was also sent off for the third time in as many fixtures against Liverpool due to a failure to be able to cope with the pace and movement of Fernando Torres.

Sir Alex went through the usual bout of touchline histrionics, but the hurt runs much deeper than mere tantrums and hissy fits.

For United fans this is the most base of all humiliations. This is hurt in a massive dose. This is gushing blood. This is anguish. This is like being turned in to the police by your own brother. This hurts on an emotional level vaster than the Sahara Desert.

Government Statisticians estimate that thousands of Scousers will be late signing on tomorrow as they nurse hangovers.

United fans just know that they won't hear the last of this for a long time.

More Mancunian angst as we get it.

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