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Saturday, 24 October 2009

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Stanley's Larry Bingo has his eye on the cup.

Arsene Wenger will no doubt be nursing a hangover this morning after celebrating a stupendous win with Subutteo.

The football manager with the Thunderbird face proved he was no puppet yesterday as he slammed home a record 13 goals.

He said: "I was playing with myself as my wife was out and this was the result. I am very 'appy. It's due I think to tactics. Maybe? I do not know but perhaps I can use somesing with Arsenal so they can feel their balls more."

Arsenal's next match will be against Accrington Stanley who, in their last home game, thrashed the north London side by 7-1.

Stanley's manager Larry Bingo said: "Aye. We're gonna give them lads a right good shafting. Our boys are really up for it. I've already got my eye on the cup. My wife has already bought gallons of Brasso so if that's not an omen, I don't know what is."

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