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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Liverpool 1 Lyon 2: Mauled by a Lyon - It's probably fair to say that Liverpool underestimated their opponents tonight, succumbing to a stoppage time goal.

Rafa Benitez looked nervous from the start, heightening speculation that he's on his way out of the Anfield hotseat.

Club Captain Jamie Carragher said after the game: "It was a tough match like, burr-er, burr-er. An dat like."

Liverpool face Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, in what could be a make or break fixture for the Merseysiders. The Manchester team will show no mercy, given the chance.

It's up to Liverpool how they play the game.

Most Mancunian observers hope they'll react badly.

"We owe 'em one," Jarbo the Killer from Lower Broughton, Salford, told us. "Let's hope the lads deliver."

More urban football death squad related warfare as we get it.

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