The Stadium of Light Beach Ball has been traced to an address in Ipswich. Peter Lardybutt was unrepentant today when we called at his house. "Yes, I'm a great big fat fuck, but I don't care. For years I've been shut indoors, too big to get out the door. Then my brother-in-law got a job flying Chinook helicopters. Well, I just said take me to a game of football and I'd do the rest."
Indeed he did. He bounced on to the football pitch and even managed to score a goal before he disappeared again. "I was hungry so I went home".
Lardybutt is hoping to move to America and get a job carrying children away from their families, but this may prove a controversial move.