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Saturday, 17 October 2009

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Mr Ericsson Loves Balloons

Big spending Notts County have made another signing. Director of Coaching, Sex Go On Ericsson announced to a reporter from Sanitary Towels Monthly that the club had signed the balloon who had scored for Sunderland against Liverpool. "I liked the way the balloon finished off the move. Lost his marker, sent the keeper the wrong way. I am hoping for more of the same."

Notts County continue to try to spend their way into the premiership. They hope that the bubble (and the balloon) don't burst. With the recent signing of Beckham's beard and now the Sunderland balloon there are high hopes that the nation's oldest league club will be in the premiership soon.

Sex Go On Ericsson had this to say "When I first saw the balloon I thought of Ulrika. I often think of her balloons. If I can make Notts County a success I aim to get my hands on a few balloons (surely trophies?)"

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