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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Were It Not For This Roll Of Toilet Paper Poor Gregory Wouldn't Have Gotten Any Candy At All.

Gregory Tearny of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin encountered towering difficulties going trick or treating Halloween night when his mother made the lame-brained decision of buying him a Brett Favre Viking costume. Unfortunately, the proud, Packer backing neighbors he visited did not find it to be cute or funny that he dressed as the traitorous former Packer quarterback.

The young man often got pummeled with the goodies he was meant to receive. Some slammed doors in his face. Other kids pushed him down. One angry house owner kicked him over the neighbors fence for a field goal. Another irate, loyal housewife toilet papered him.

The next few houses finally gave him some candy from when they thought he was dressed as a mummy.

When the toilet paper fell off, however, people returned to being nasty.

Greg finally gave up and returned home where his own dog bit him. His father was furious when he learned of the costume, stripping it off his son and burning it in the backyard.

Next year Gregory intends to dress as a bunny rabbit.

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