In a startling development certain to make history in the US House of Representatives, Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered Congressaman Joe Wilson to stand in the corner of the House and face the wall this morning. As the Democratic members cheered amid mocking cries of "Say it isn't Joe" were heard the Poor White Trash Caucus members rose as one and joined Rep Wilson in the corner.
When Speaker Pelosi tried to gavel the chamber into silence the Poor White Trash Caucus members determined to disrupt the session began to throw spit balls and show each other their weenies.
The Speaker gaveled the session to a close when a fight broke out in the visitors gallery and a woman in a straw hat and tennis shoes shouted..."Look at Boehner...no wonder he is our leader...and he's tan EVERY place!"
As the Democrats and the gallery watched, the Republican delegation marched out of the chambers singing....."We Shall Overcome"