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Sunday, 13 September 2009

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Williams's panties frothing with testosterone

Blushing Meadows - (Caster Semen-ya Mess): Tennis ace Serena Williams has tested positive for hermaphrodykism after slamming a line judge's footfault call a load of old balls.

The world number two seed suffered a menopausal hot flush spasm when the tournament referee joined in the fracas branding her a mean-assed lesbian ho.

Hawkeye footage replay shows Williams's panties frothing with testosterone as the final set slanging match went into injury time.

The former world champion also faces $$$s in fines but is confident of recouping the money - and some! - after posting the footage on internet auction site eGay.

Maria Sharapova is coming over later for a therapeutic rub-down at Williams' Muff Empress Suite hotel rooms.

That particular score remains at love-all.

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