Limpopo Province, South Africa - (Muscular Ass Mess): "So what if my daughter looks a bit like Frank Bruno? So does the First Lady of America but nobody's askin' to check her gonads!"
Dork-Ass Semen-ya was speaking at a press conference after her eighteen year old athlete daughter Mokgadi Caster (as in oil and sugar) was accused of being male.
The young champion athlete has protested vigorously that she has no penis or testicles and that her reproductive organs are all child-bearing ones.
But someone at the International Athletics Association insists on a jolly good grope down Semen-ya's spandex to confirm the medal-winner's gender.
Sebastian Coe is on a whopping great big £375,000pa Olympic lottery handout.