London - (ReUterus): Eat yer heart out Roman Abramovich. The little kicker gestating inside girlfriend Daria Zhukova's hatchery looks suspiciously like a bit of an own goal to some.
"Or maybe even a crafty handball by Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard," according to online spread-yer-legs betting organ Aintgottaprayer.con commenting on the pregnancy today.
The bookies' favorite to take the honors in this offside ballplay rule poser may have 'done a Nadal' with a quickie legover during the recent rutting season.
Roger Federer's twin girls were born last month after Mrs F stirred up the genepool during the Hawkeye service's temporary suspension.
Diminutive Ms Zhukova is looking radiant. But the Chelsea vice-captain is looking pretty damned sheepish. And the Russian billionaire's prenup lawyer has just earned himself a wacking great big bonus.
Rafael Nadal is 23.