Written by Joe Cronin
Rating:
Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 17 August 2009

The club believed to be the richest football club in the world today announced plans to purchase the UK. A bid of GBP12.50 is thought to have been tabled to the Queen, the current owner. However it is believed that she is holding out for GBP15 and a steak meal at a Beefeater restaurant.

A major sticking point could be Wales, who's ownership is in question. Shop chain Londis claim to the sole owners of the principality. The Queen however denies the allegation stating "I never shop in Londis so I couldn't have sold Wales to them, Happy Shopper now that's a different story"

Make Joe Cronin's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 4?

4 16 19 9
84 readers are online right now!

Go to top