London - (Reuterus): "Wasn't me who dunnit," the ex-champion flat racing jockey commented today, "too bleedin' saddle-sore to squeeze one out, mate."
Piggott, 69, was being interviewed about reports that he is Paris Jackson's DNA father.
The 20-times champ strenuously denied "any sordid malarkey" such as sperm donation - whether voluntary, involuntary or quasi-accidental - despite being paid $$$s by a Jackson truss fund.
"Whorses, now that's my thing," Piggott reminisced.
"Going to jail for cheating the taxman? Yeah, that was another.
"But shovin' my pecker up some speculum-weilding fertility Doc's arse at half a million dollars a pop?
(Almost audible gulp...)
"Perish the thought."