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Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Dawg Pound members are talking up their problems

Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to multiple convictions on dog fighting charges.

Scott Terrier, a member of the Dawg Pound, was upset that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Vick. "I mean, what will that mean for us? Will we be sitting in our normal seats and then get attacked by a snarling group of pitbulls? Will wild dobermans tear out throats out? Will bloodthirsty German shepherds rush the stands and tear us limb from limb?"

In response to the fears, the Cleveland Browns organization has requested that Vick be kept on a leash if he ever plays in their stadium.

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