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Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Adebayor's 65 year old partner Manwell.

Only days after joining Manchester City, Emmanuel Adebayor has expressed his relief at joining the club, the first reason because he was treated badly by the fans, he claimed "they often sung at me 'Adebayor give him the ball and he will score' i felt like a piece of meat, they only wanted me for my control of the balls, i just knew i had to get out."

Adebayor made another claim, he said the biggest nightmare at Arsenal was the payments he received, he said that he felt like he was living in poverty, Adebayor said his £80,000 a week pay check went on outragously blue tracksuits, condoms and a blind hair stylist, he said "I wish i had more money so i could buy a hair stylist who can see, my hair is only 4 out of 10 at the moment."

Adebayor will receive £150,000 a week at Man City and to his delight he says he can afford security when ask what for he described as his 'Shag pad', he said he could now finally live with his new boyfriend whom he had met in bar in Manchester only 4 weeks ago.

Adebayor is the only openly gay footballer in English football and he says his last relationship was with Ashley Cole before Ashley realised he was bisexual and was kicked out by Adebayor.
He said he had previous 'encounters' with Jermaine Jenas, John O'Shea, Matthew Taylor and even Sir Alex Ferguson in the changing room toilets at half time, however he later showed his displeasure because Arsene Wenger rejected him because he wasnt 'his type.' At this point Adebayor mouthed the word 'paedo'

Adebayor said he could not wait until the fixture at the Emirates so he could stick many balls in the back of Almunia's net and watch the Arsenal crowd's mouth wide open in shock as the received a good pasting from his balls!

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