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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Portuguese pin-up Cristiano Ronaldo was left in tears after having his training footballs busted by a supporter from a rival club, while on tour in Ireland. The Real Madrid sensation was eager to take a few of his legendary free kicks but discovered that someone had let the air out of his own private stash of balls. Club officials said the star had a massive temper tantrum and his face went bright red and teary-eyed like a slapped arse.

An ugly Barcelona supporter was later arrested down the pub boasting about his naughty act.

Ronaldo eventually got over his temper tantrum and resumed training with a very large potato donated by local people from the Famine Museum across the road.

The superstar player even hung around for 10 seconds to sign a turnip for the local mayor and get a ride from one of the local slappers.

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