New York - (Grand Slam Thank-You-Ma'am Mess): Ageing ex-world women's tennis champion Bille Jean Moffit King has been dragged into the controversy of who fathered Michael Jackson's children after David Gest's son Jordan Chandler tested DNA positive.
Executors of the singer's will have been asked to explain cryptic verses in Jackson's apocryphal Billie Jean lyrics.
The lines 'Billie Jean is not my mother, just some dame who claims I'm dumb; But the kid is not my son, She says I am undone, but the kid is not my son' have been cited as a blood-tie tribute to Gest's secret sister.
Neither Gest, Chandler nor King have commented in public on the the reports.
" Of course Jackson's oldest two children may just be the product of incest after Wacko's sister Princess Diana donated her eggs to the Debbie Rowe gestation experiment," the celeb news editor of LA FagHagSlagMag commented today.