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Monday, 13 July 2009

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Hundreds of Atheists in Christchurch New Zealand fed up with religion being thrust down their throat every where they go have taken over an old church where they go every Sunday to worship the fact that they don't need to worship.

Their leader Robert McDonald explained free thinking people like us have had enough you watch television its all religion you read newspapers they all support religion its a great escape to go somewhere to get away from these deluded dumb ass bible thumpers.

We asked Robert what happens at these meetings. He explained:

"We sing songs like:

"Jesus loves me is a joke
he was just an ordinary bloke
the bibles nonsense is our hymn
it was written by the brothers grimm

"We don't believe that Jesus was the son of God, there have been thousands of people called Jesus over the years there was even one years ago in the World Cup a footballer called Jesus.

"He was a great player but he was no good with crosses."

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