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Saturday, 11 July 2009

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An expensive piece of shit.

There was a nasty surprise for the Galacticos of Real Madrid after the first day of pre season training. In the communal bath afterwards there was mass panic. Kack was clearly seen floating in the bath. Overpaid footballers fled as there were also sightings of Pooyol.

Ronaldo said "We never had Kack or Pooyol at Manchester United. it's not the sort of thing you expect to see. I'm very concerned about this. I will be contacting my agent immediately in a bid to sort this messi out."

Real Madrid officials think certain players have overeacted and need to get used to seeing Kack floating in midfield and Pooyol sticking to his man. They argue that Ronaldo had previously encountered Shittu on the park before, so he should be familiar with the problem. Club spokesman Lopez Ufarte said "I think they are behaving like Kuntz."

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