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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Men with balls: Roddick is buoyed by the phoenix portent

Wimbledon - (X-Files Mess): Is the appearance of the Barbury Hill Phoenix crop circle a supernatural omen behind Andy 'Men-With-Balls' Roddick's momentous resurrection from grand slam obscurity?

The world number six seed has shot back into the limelight ever since the iconic totem sprang a Summer Solstice shocker on bewildered Ministry of Defence ephemera investigators.

But world number six seed Roddick is by no means superstitious.

"Sure, I wear my lucky Y-Fronts for grand slam finals, scartch my balls with a pentagonal movement before service and generally pray to the goddess of divine Centre Court retribution," the born-again grand slammer commented today, "but then, who doesn't?"

Roger Federer's baby could make its terrestrial debut on Tuesday's eclipsed full moon.

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