As "Murray Mania" sweeps the nation amidst Wimbledon fever, former British No. 1 Tim Henman is gearing up for a sensational return to the court next year!
A spokesman for Tim's management company "Hensations" claims that the star has been gripped by the up and coming youngsters in the game and feels he can "still show those young chaps a few tricks what what" and vows to win Wimbledon on his return. No change there Tim.
According to reports in Latvia, where Tim is promotting a new aftershave called "Henbrace", Tim has been seen jogging down the streets with a determined look on his face, batting an imagenery racket. One local, Vlaid Scherper said "kjkj kjasfjk klljkljf"
There are elaborate reports that Henman's re-launch will be huge, with suggestions of a 90ft fibre glass statue of the star being floated down the River Thames, a "Henman Day" in over 56 Cities worldwide, where people can dress up in nice white shorts and "learn English", along with a 3 day course on "how to pull Sue Barker"
So as Murray aims to be the first British player to win Wimbledon since Jesus was freshly shaven, a word of caution.....HENMAN IS COMING AND HE WANTS HIS HILL BACK.