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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Jacko had a great right boot

The billionaire owners of Manchester City football club are set to swoop with a big money offer for the corpse of superstar entertainer Michael Jackson.

Manager Mark Hughes said he thought Jackson would really held ticket sales and be a great link-up man with new signing Carlos Tevez.

The fact that Jackson is dead and due to be buried has not put off the Man City moneybags:

"Wacko Jacko would be a real asset to the team", said Hughes, "he can't play, he looks awful but in his time he was a real head-the-ball and he's got a smashing moonwalk".

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