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Wednesday, 24 June 2009

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Mrs F insists grandslam maestro Roger is the father and not Boris 'Nobu Broom Cupboard' Becker...

Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Epidural Ass Mess): Mrs Roger Federer has hinted heavily that the imminent arrival of little Roger Federer Junior is scheduled for some time around 3pm on Sunday 5th July in the VIP enclosure of Wimbledon's Centre Court.

Mirka Vavrinec Federer already looks like a gigantic puffball that's about to burst any minute, ejecting the fruits of fertility on a South London grass court surface.

The talented former tennis player has dismissed London reporters' stories about Boris 'Nobu Broom Cupboard' Becker being the actual father and hotly denied being the sort of gal to screw old grandslam hasbeens in sordid restaurant cubbyholes.

Andy Roddick remains 6/4 2nd fav in the ongoing paternity poser.

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