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Friday, 19 June 2009

Weeks after the news David Haye had pulled out of his fight with Brother Vladimir, Vitali has been on the Rampage calling David Haye "Gay".

He said "I'm sick of hearing about this no mark Englishman - he knocks out that big bum Monte Barrett and now he says he is coming after me? I've heard he wasn't satisfied with the smaller men in the Cruiserweights - sounds a bit gay to me. If thats how he likes it I'm sure I can accommodate him".

Strong words from the Ukrainian Heavyweight and here was David Hayes response "Who does that refugee think he is? Calling a beast of a man "Gay". I'm gonna put him to sleep with a Hayemaker and send the chump into retirement. Anyway if I was gay he'd be my bitch! Tell his Momma not to turn up on fight night - It's gonna be disturbing"

All sounds a bit queer to me. I'm no boxing expert but I'll be tuning in - haven't been this excited since Mardi Gras!

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