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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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Masturbating Monkey said Kobe's beef couldn't compare to his kielbasa

A monumental wager between the LA Laker's leader Kobe Bryant and the Cleveland Cavalier's superstar, Lebron James brought suddemly not so cavalier Sir James to his knees on the walk of fame in front of Grauman's Chinese in the City of the Angels. Lebron will be the first celebrity to have his knee marks preserved in the cement that is marked by hundreds of famous footprints and even some renowned paw prints.

James always the sore loser had to have his jaws pried open to complete the payment of the bet. The two best B- Ballers in the NBA bet that if the cavalier's were triumphant in the NBA Playoffs, Kobe would eat Lebron's Cleveland Steamer in front of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame

If James lost, as was the case, he agreed to swallow Kobe beef with his knees in the wet cement on the walk of fame in LaLa Land. And swallow he did after having his jaws forced open by the LAFD's jaws of life. After eating Kobe beef Lebron tolds the spoof:" Ain't no big deal, I been on the downlow a long, long time and have eaten much meat on my knees! besides that cocktail frank Kobe calls all beef left me half empty and wishin fo mo."

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