Written by queen mudder
Print this

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

image for Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy
Barack Vladimir Benedict XVI Kabaevich weighed in at 7lbs this weekend

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad.

The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special girl', Olympic Rhythm Method gymnast and United Russia Party MP Alina Kabaeva.

Pals of Senderos, 24, said today that lissom Russian sporting contortionist Kabaeva, 26, "was already up the duff" the first time that the Spanish-Serbian sportsman shagged her.

Last year Spoof! writer queen mudder reported that the international media went bonkers speculating that Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin was about to dump his homely wife of 69 years and go hell for leather with tantric contortionist Alina.

Ms Kabaeva meanwhile is said to be lapping up all the attention following the C-section birth of her baby son Barack Vladimir Benedict XVI Kabaevich.

Maria Sharapova is one hot assed babe.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 1?

5 2 19 15
49 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more