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Monday, 25 May 2009

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According to Pakistan cricket board, the real culprit for the spread of genital warts has been found. They were able to traced it to one of their best fast bowler named "Rawalpindi Express."

During an emergency test which they do all time to keep the player in check so that they don't indulge in illegal activities such as smoking pot, prostitution, fighting, etc., the team doctor found an unusual growth skin around bowler genital organ.

Here's a brief history of this disease. According to cricket board which also happens to be the medical board of Pakistan cricket team, Genital warts are defined as soft wart-like growths on the genitals caused by cricket-playing viral skin disease . Genital warts are a type of cricketully transmitted disease (CTD), also called a cricketully transmitted infection (CTI).

The virus responsible for genital warts is called Rawalpindi Express virus (REV). This virus causes only in cricket playing with those fore-mentioned attributes.

As a result of this finding, the European Union has banned this player to enter EU countries and play virus spreading cricket.

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