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Saturday, 3 July 2004

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A young woman digging in her yard found a tennis ball. Maria Sharapova has been digging holes on her 700-acre estate hoping to find something of value. "Finding this tennis ball is the best thing I have ever dug up! I'm not quite sure what I'll do with it, but it's not for sale!"

Neighbors claim that Maria Sharapova has been digging for tennis balls for at least five years. "We called the police out here a few times because Maria refuses to fill in any of her holes. It's dangerous for the neighborhood children. Now that she finally found something, maybe she'll quit digging all those big holes."

Serina Williams, Lindsay Davenport and several other famous tennis players have offered large sums of money for the tennis ball, but Maria Sharapova is not going to sell it. "I found it, and I'm keeping it!"

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