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Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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This driver is willing to plough into Horan while he performs his version of Riverdance - 'Puddledance!'

Brazilian Vanderlei de Lima who was disrupted by international loon and head-case, during the Olympics costing him a marathon GOLD MEDAL, is considering running onto the BGT stage and kicking Neil Horan up the arse - as he performs his lame excuse of an Irish jig 'Puddledance', shouting "See how you like it- Bitch!".

Sources say " If Vanderlei does not do it, there are plenty of drivers from the British Grand Prix who Horan interrupted by running around the track- willing to polish him off. The fruit-loop risked his own life and theirs with this mentally unstable act of tomfoolery".

One of the drivers who Horan almost killed said " I am willing to rev up my engine and just run the old twit down, but I am not sure if that may be TOO High-brow for Britain's Got Talent".

Horan who has more Asbo's than a fifteen year old glue-sniffer was defiant and performed a victory jig that would make Michael Flatley weep with envy.

The shows producers were also defiant and defended his appearance on their 'show'. " We simply assumed he was an ordinary mentally ill dancing priest, not an infamous mentally ill dancing priest. It is an easy mistake for any chimp with a wax crayon between his toes to make."

Next week the viewers will see a duet between Rosemary West and the late Saddam Hussein , who also slipped past the eagle eyed production team.

Horan has stated he will use his renewed fame to write more rambling books that will be used to embarrass anyone who has any connection with Ireland.

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