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Monday, 11 May 2009

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The missing diffuser yesterday

British grand prix ace, Jenson Button who won his 4th race of the season yesterday in Spain has again come under scrutiny over the legality of his diffuser.

Many questions were raised earlier in the season over it's use and doubts remain in the minds of many close to the worlds dullest motor racing series. Now proof has emerged that Jenson's diffuser is indeed illegal.

One of Jenson's many former girlfriends, Shanda Lear, has come forward claiming that she lost the diffuser from her Braun hairdryer during a holiday with Jenson to the paradise island of Sheppey.

"I thought it was a bit odd at the time when people started mentioning Jensons Braun diffuser when it's clearly mine." After pausing for several minutes the former model, TV presenter, reality TV star, children's author and actress continued by saying "I don't know what all the fuss is about really, Lakeside have been selling Braun diffusers for ages."

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