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Monday, 11 May 2009

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Now even Cheney loves Manny

When Manny Ramirez went from Boston to LA last season it was as if he died in a Puritan village and woke up in Sodom and Gommorah. All of the outrageous Manny being Manny stuff that pissed off the Bostonian bluenoses just tickled the LALAlanders pink. They sold dred locks wigs and named a portion of the stadium, Mannywood.

Now that Manny has tested positive for illegal substances, LA fans identify with him even more. One Dodger fanatic explained:" Why do you think we all come to the game in limos? We lost our licenses long ago!

The Dodgers dedicated today's Mother's day game to Ramirez since he was caught abusing a female fertilityb drug and during the seventh inning stretch an Al Jolso impersonator sang: " Manny, How I love ya! My dear old Manny!" From now on Mannywood will be known as Mammywood.

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